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 | TVSciFi has obtained the last four minutes of the Lost SERIES finale! SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS! Read it now, before ABC sends us another take-down notice!
There are some pretty strange events in the last scene, taken out of context they don't appear to make much sense. However, I think the major secret of the Island is revealed, and it will blow your mind! |
EXT. BEACH IN FRONT OF 4-TOED STATUE - DAY Locke, Hurley, Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Sayid, Ben and Sun and
Jin's ghosts are on the beach in front of a smoldering space
shuttle. The head of the Statue of Liberty sticks up from the
sand. It has Claire's face. Juliet, now a zombie, is chained to tree, snarling. David Lynch walks into frame and pours a can of creamed corn
onto Hurley's toes and walks away. Hurley seems unfazed by this,
as if it has all happened before. ANGLE ON OCEAN Rose and Bernard float by, tied to a Christmas tree. They are
alive, but too exhausted to call for help. A shark jumps over them. ANGLE ON LOCKE Locke, dressed in a bunny suit screams into a purple sky: LOCKE
I did every thing you asked of me
Island! What more do you want from
ME?
(Inaudible whispers)
Okay. But this is the last thing. Locke starts doing the bunny hop dance.
THE WHISPERS
Shannon (left channel): Look, he's actually
doing it!
Boone (right channel): This doesn't make up
for him getting me killed
Ecko (center, backwards): I told you he'd do
it, Charlie owes me a fiver.
Charlie (center forwards): Wanker! CLOSE UP ON SAWYER Sawyer is reading the "Vagina Monologues" and weeping. ANGLE ON KATE, JACK AND BEN Kate, t-shirt wet from a recent rain shower, holds Ben's arms
back as Jack punches him in the stomach repeatedly. Ben
doesn't seem to really mind that much. JACK
Tell us what the hell is going on! BEN
You can't handle the truth! LOCKE
Tell us! Or I'll stop doing the
bunny dance! I swear I will! BEN
Okay, John Locke. Here's your
truth. I'm your father! HA, HA, HA! LOCKE
(stops the bunny dance)
Noooooooooo!
(resumes the bunny dance) BEN
Sawyer, Locke's dad was really YOUR
dad! SAWYER
Nooooooo! BEN
Oh and Kate, he was YOUR dad too. KATE
So what?
(Looks at Sawyer, his
muscles glistening in the
tropical sun)
Noooooooo! Desmond walks out of the jungle, naked. DESMOND
Have you seen that scientist fella
with the skinny tie, brother? He
said he could hide me from Penny! I
just need a break! Everybody shakes their heads. He runs off down the beach and
everyone turns their attention back to Ben. HURLEY
(screaming)
Dude, what are the numbers?
Seriously, dude, come'on! BEN
They are the last digits of pi! You
are looking into the mind of God! HURLEY
Really? Cool. BEN
Just kidding, they don't mean
anything. HURLEY
Nooooooo! LOCKE
What is the smoke monster? BEN
It's whatever you want it to be. KATE
That doesn't even make sense. BEN
When's the last time you made
sense, Kate? It's a metaphor! KATE
Like a simile? BEN
No, a simile is when you compare
two things with the words "as" or
"like", as in "you are as smart as
dryer lint!" Penny walks out of the jungle. PENNY
(yelling)
Desmond! Desmond!
(to the others)
Have you seen Desmond? They point in the direction he went. PENNY (CONT'D)
Thank you.
(yelling)
I'll never stop looking for you
Desmond! Never! She walks off down the beach. JACK
There is no way we have been
terrorized for six months by a
metaphor! It can't be that simple! BEN
You don't want to know. SAYID
Let me put a grenade up his. . . BEN
(panicked)
. . .Okay, okay! All of you need to
get a sense of humor. JACK
(screaming)
Tell us! NOW!
(a blood vessel bursts in
his forehead.) BEN
We are all fictional characters,
Jack! We were created by failed
"Brisco County, Jr" writers high on
the fumes of magic markers! JACK
No, it can't be! BEN
They aren't even good writers,
Jack. We aren't even multi-
dimensional characters capable of
growth! It starts to rain. Ben lifts his face to the downpour,
letting it wash away the blood from his latest beating. He
starts to sing. BEN (CONT'D)
(singing)
You all everybody! You all
everybody! Acting like all these
stupid people wearing expensive
clothes. Close-up of Jack's eye as his pupil widens to anime-character size. JACK
Noooooooooooo! FADE TO BLACK! SOUND OF SOMEONE BLOWING INTO A COKE BOTTLE,
THE END. |
