Science Fiction is Pretty

Sorry I’ve been gone so long, SciFi fans. My mother took away my Internet privileges for a month because she caught me viewing age-inappropriate videos on YouTube. (She would be even more mad if she figured out I was the one who posted them!) They were just clips from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, which I think is even PG. But Frankenfurter looks just like my school’s principal and I had to show it to all my friends (plus I think Meatloaf is our new bus driver!).

Principal McHenry?	Our new bus driver?

***** SPOILER ALERT ******

Really, I mean it. If you haven’t watched last weeks Battlestar Galactica, stop here!

Really.

I’m not going to warn you again.







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Noooooooooo!   I can’t believe Starbuck is dead! Or even worse, maybe a Cylon!

I just got my TV privileges back and what do I have waiting for me?  My favorite character is killed, and not even trying to save the ship or anything.  She just went all crazy and crashed her ship.

And if she comes back as a frackin’ toaster I might just have to stop watching the show!  (No offense good Sharon.) I’m getting a stomachache just thinking about it.

My cousin Dwight says she might go to the “City of Light,” (which was in the old series) and come back as white light being, which is sort of like an angel. That would be cool, because she would be even prettier if she was dressed as an angel. But I don’t know if she could come back as an angel since she swears so much, drinks a lot, and made out with Apollo (when he was married!).

But if she comes back as a Cylon she will probably be all slutty and mean, and I’d hate to see that. But there are five unseen Cylon models, so she could be one of them. But maybe she’ll be good like Boomer. I mean Athena.

But how can she be a toaster when she had a childhood?  And a crappy childhood at that. I would probably drink a lot too if I had the crazy woman from Mama’s Family raise me. My mom can be a little strange sometimes, but at least I know she loves me and she would never break my hand in a door.

Well, I’ll be watching tonight to see how it all turns out.  Let’s keep our fingers crossed that it was all a dream or something.

Until next time, SciFi Fans,

YFF, Cindy

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Five people I suspect could be Cylons:

1.    Rachael Ray
2.    Britney Spears
3.    Dick Cheney
4.    Dakota Fanning
5.    Tom Cruise

Comments

Number 9! Comment by RR – March 14, 2007 10:43:18 am PDT No way RR is a Cylon! Now, Martha Stewart must be a Cylon. How else could she be in so many places at once? Plus, I hear she makes her staff call her Number 9.    Keep the great column coming, Cindy!

MY Cylon ideas Comment by This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it – March 23, 2007 5:53:02 pm PDT 1. Donald Trump  2. Martha Stewart (I agree with RR on this one)   3. Rosie (From the View cause she is such a Bi$ch   4. Bill Gates  5. Data (from Star Trek? Well he is a Cyborg? LOL)

My cylon ideas Comment by This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it – May 17, 2007 1:26:52 pm PDT My cats. They are definitely cylon cats. They have those, right?

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