1. Ability to refold maps
   
   
2. Power over turtles 
   
   
3. Can unjam copiers
   
   
4. Always hits green lights
   
   
5. Can take off bra without taking off shirt
   
   
6. Ability to identify any city by smell
   
   
7. Can come at you like a spider monkey
   
   
8. Can tug on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger AND mess around with Jim.
   
   
9. X-Ray vision (rejected by Nikki and Claire)
   
   
10. Ray-Charles vision

Comments

I'm on the list! Comment by Melissa – February 12, 2007 12:05:42 pm PST Hey, I have at least one of those powers. Beware my turtle army!

Licking at a distance Comment by This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it – February 17, 2007 11:17:19 am PST My little brother can lick at a distance. Nearly 1000 ft! The little mutant always get the biggest slice of pizza and the best piece of cake.

My Power Comment by t'kring – February 20, 2007 9:57:42 am PST I can identify Gary, Indiana by smell!

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