Ten Rejected Heroes Super Powers E-mail
Written by Zaphod Sparks   
Monday, 12 February 2007
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Not coming soon to an episode near you!  "Behold, my vast turtle army!"
  1. Ability to refold maps

  2. Power over turtles 

  3. Can unjam copiers

  4. Always hits green lights

  5. Can take off bra without taking off shirt

  6. Ability to identify any city by smell

  7. Can come at you like a spider monkey

  8. Can tug on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger AND mess around with Jim.

  9. X-Ray vision (rejected by Nikki and Claire)

  10. Ray-Charles vision
 
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