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Ten Rejected Heroes Super Powers |
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Written by Zaphod Sparks
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Monday, 12 February 2007 |
Not coming soon to an episode near you! "Behold, my vast turtle army!"
Ability to refold maps
Power over turtles
Can unjam copiers
Always hits green lights
Can take off bra without taking off shirt
Ability to identify any city by smell
Can come at you like a spider monkey
Can tug on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger AND mess around with Jim.
X-Ray vision (rejected by Nikki and Claire)
Ray-Charles vision
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