"Hurley's Island"*

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from Australia
With passengers so hip
Sawyer’s a dimpled flim-flam man
Jack is brave and pure
Kate’s a hottie fugitive
And Locke, we’re just not sure
He had a wondrous cure

So far off course the pilot flew
Which worked out not so well
They crashed in a jungle of mystery
That might be the gates of hell
Or universe parallel.

42 survived that day
At least that’s how it seemed
This might be purgatory
Or maybe just a dream
With nothing as it seems

Menacing “others”
A polar bear
A killing monster of smoke
A hatch leads to a bunker
Good Lord, is this a joke?

A decades old computer has
A button they must push
And the wreck of an old slave ship
Lies deeply in the bush

Intriguing links keep cropping up
Between these castaways
Is it just coincidence?
Or are they rats in a maze?

{KEY CHANGE}
There’s a torturer
And Hurley too
A Korean mobster
And his wife
The has-been rock star
The psychic kid and his dad
All on Hurley’s Island!

{END THEME}
So join us here each week my friend
To see who’ll die or live
They’re all just playthings
Of the Initiative
The brainwashing initiative!

*Song to the tune of "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island

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