 Rex Suspense, a real TV psychic detective Battlestar Galactica -- I see this series becoming darker this season.
Charmed -- Although the series will be cancelled, a curse will keep it in production forever! FOREVER!
Dead Zone -- A vision leads Johnny into a mystery. But a second vision indicates that the situation isn’t what it first seems. ECW -- It will be discovered that this wrestling show is FAKE and not even really science fiction!
Eureka -- On the second season premiere, a scientific breakthrough will have unexpected consequences, and Sheriff Carter must stop it from destroying the town and possibly the world! I also predict the studio that owns Northern Exposure will file a restraining order to stop the producers from saying Eureka is “Northern Exposure with a scifi twist.” The 4400 -- People from the future will retroactively cancel this series, erasing all memory of it from viewers minds. Sorry, but that's what I see.
Heroes -- Production will grind to a halt when the writers run out of The 4400 scripts, but will resume again when they find a pile of X-Men comics at a garage sale.
Jericho -- I predict that the writers of Three Moons Over Milford will be hired to retool this end-of-the-world drama as a “light-hearted romp.”
Lost -- The mystery deepens as we learn answers that make no logical sense. Also, look for the numbers to pop up in a character’s flashback! No, really. And a character will die during sweeps.
Smallville -- Lex narrowly misses learning Clark’s secret when he’s knocked unconscious, Clark will almost kiss Lana, and exposure to kryptonite will give a special guest star super powers he/she can’t control. Also, in the series finale, Lois Lane, Lex Luther, Perry White and Jimmy Olsen will all forget they ever met Clark when he moves to Metropolis.
Stargate SG1 -- The SG1 team goes through the Stargate and never returns!
Stargate: Atlantis -- In the January season premiere, when the team travels to a planet where the inhabitants have a mysterious secret, Rodney must save the day.
Supernatural -- The boys’ dad comes back as a ghost to tell them they don’t have what it takes to be demon hunters. NEW! Tru Calling Movie Project --Tru will stop the Ghost Whisperer from beating the Medium to death with the season one box set of The Dead Zone. Special guest director M. Night Shyamalan.
Three Moons Over Milford -- Ed’s bowling alley/law office burns down this year, but he finally gets that date with Carol.
Unnamed Joss Whedon Project -- I don’t know what this is, but it will be the GREATEST SERIES EVER MADE!
Veronica Mars -- This season, Veronica’s Willow-like friend, Mac, will get a new roommate who turns out to be a demon. It doesn’t help that Veronica will turn her back on her slayer duties and will be romantically attracted to a brooding grad student who harbors a dark secret. Add your comments or predictions below!
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